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Gut-spilling. Sounds painful, no? Now I'm gonna give the 'my heart's desire' speech. Which is just as painful as spilling my guts.

( Gut spilling action here )

LOL FACE( boyaaaa! )

This is the random crap post and I'm so creative. Oh yeah, I want to send up a few drawings up here....but I don't have scanner so a a camera will do fine....I think.

haaaalooo

( Waiting, are ya? )

To the person whom I had respected the most in SMT Sepang. Events from March till May.

This is probably my first ever attempt for a short story that is ACTUALLY SHORT. * hears applause * Yep, that's right. A short short story! Normally it's a long short story, but not now! HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Oh. It's my mid-term exam story also, which explains why I didn't go over board.

How long has it been?

It begins.

I know this is all temporary.

Won' be seeing me again till next Friday NIGHT, I'm going to temporary boredom sanctuary in the land of Kedah. Or something.
And....I get dreams about being President Kennedy's assassin....I guess it's because that I wanted to write about my emo assassin character Johanne, cause he's cool and all. and major emo. Not even hard to think about what he'd say cause it'll be '..........' not 'OMGWTFBBQ!!!  ETC ETC BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!'

What I'm blabbing on about? There was supposedly something important, but I'm not sure what.  What do I care, I wanna talk about my President Kennedy dream cause I'm like, taiko or teko or something. Whatever that means. My senior call me that, hell if I know what it means.

Cause it's lolsome, so I write down. You're not asking, but I'm telling. I don't care. Don't ask me why I'm being so electron. Ask if you need to.
........Who cares anymore. I made myself emo.

PS. I don't like to go to the temporary boredom sanctuary in the land of Kedah. Or. TeBoreSanKe
       .............Wtf, man. Sounds like misspelled Tenpayaki.
       I'm not done being emooo!!!! nooooo!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!! WTF WITH THIS VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLING ME TO SHUT UP!!!
       I WON"T SHUT UP!!! EVAAAAAH!!!! *suddenly feels like punching self* NEVAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   For the 5 foreign workers who was burned to their deaths as the factory outlet they were in went in flames. Coming to Malaysia looking for a better life, instead, they have lost it instead. However oddly patriotic of me to say this, but I wouldn't want to die on a foreign land, so I find their deaths somewhat depressing.
    The factory outlet was close to my house. I had a look of it myself, it wasn't like it was before. They died last night at 4 in the morning, more or less. I wasn't asleep, I was talking to myself, turning the tv on and off. Little did I know that there was 5 people suffering their slow deaths in a building so close to me.
    I looked at the building and wondered how much they suffered. I wonder if their relatives knew. I wondered if anybody is giving an effort to tell their relatives and friends. Or are they gone without anyone knowing? I don't think that's possible, but you never know with the people these days.

Thought it was funny. So I want it to be engraved.









she spelled my name wrong.

1 hour and 15 minutes. Awesomeness. I think I got some past tense present tense wrong, but I has headache to check now. Expect typos also meh.

 I'm too lazy to type up.  give me somekind of motivation. maybe some dim sum. I turn on the computer, start up MSWord, then start up GTA too. Guess which one I did the most.

Heyyy...my hair looks like Phua Chu Kang. Now I only need a mole on my face.

Now...on to my darkest secrits....not really secrets, it's just that I'm not bothered to tell anyone. lol. Too lazy for words,eh?

I've done my surgery!!!!! Yayayayayayayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Though I'm freaking hungry but can barely eat...and I keep slobbering all over the place....and my ears feel like it's been gnawed upon...and there's a scab at the side of my mouth...butt!!!!!!!1 It's ovaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

*conga dance* 

anyway, I has to be getting zis new laptop!!!! 3 hard drives!!!!!!1 Microsoft Vista!!!!!!!!!!!! Wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhoooo!!!!!!!!11 *smirk* has anybody gots somekind of MMORPG that I can play with zis *shows off laptop* new laptop??!!!

I'm hungry. And I mean it. I'm gonna flip if I see some more freaking porridge.

Angry? Yes. I am. My mum got back her laptop from some guy, so I set out writing, buying stuff  worth 50 ringgit for the computer so that I can use on the comp the whole night. I was planning an all-nighter, but that fucking 2!#!$!#$!#*($!(@#$*!  whoever that took the computer didn't return the @#()$@*#($@*#$) power cord!@#)!@($!!!!  Imagine doing so much preparation for something you wanna do, and was slapped in the face by just a tiny, but important missing aspect. !#($!$(&!#$!#### AAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I left my book in the dormmmm..........sorrrrry..........can't type it..........X( 

but anyway, if I'm lucky, and my mum brings her laptop from office, I 'll write a short story. not exactly a story, but what idiotic things had happened in the dorms and such. Will be my own perspective of course. And need to find bogus names for everybody incase they ever come across my account and sees what I really think of them XP. and decides to kill me. 

ttfn!

Hey, betcha wanna know how the surgery went. guess what, I didn't even do it. Doctor was being an ass and didn't put my name in the operation list. The doctor looked scared when he was telling me this. If my parents were around, I would assume he's scared of my parents, but I was by myself. It's like he's expecting this 16 year old patient to throw her shoe at him. Maybe I should have.

So...I dragged my self back to teh boarding school on sunday.  with my signature ' I don't wanna be here' face.
But naow, I'm sick, so I'm in my dad's office. Damn you tonsil! I used to hate you, but now I love you soo much XDD.

....the cat in the dewan makan is so funny X) And I'm the only one who thinks so. the way he begs for food was like sticking up his paw up the table and started to grab the plate. Do you relize how weird it is, having a cat paw poking your plate while eating? And last time, when most of us were late for breakfast, the warden said, 'Whoever who hadn't eaten breakfast, come to me after assembly. '  I saw the cat coming out of the DM, and stared at the warden expectantly. liek WTFOMGBBQ??!!!

....wtfomgbbq.

Yeah, well. No chapter yet. But chapter 1 is considerably shorter than the other one, so I don't think it will take long. Still, no promises.

And I'll be going on my surgery on 31st March, Monday. So I'll get about 1 week off. wheee....*escapes boarding school for a week*
I just left the school for about 4 hours, and they've all started calling me and saying that they missed me. What ever did I do that made a big impact on them...?  I wasn't even sure who I was talking to, it felt like they passed the phone on to about 4 people....

....also, with this surgery going on, I can't go on being the school rep for the chess tournament...they've decided to clash it with my surgery dates...T.T

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Yeah, Ms. Butterfungi (lolface) , I know I'm special. *drag queen pose*